Royal College of Art

coworker: "Do you know David Seaman? You look uncannily like him!"

Upper Street/Bus/Brixton Windmill

Woman taking a flyer: "Only because of that tache"
Scottish man: "Nice tache by the way"


Horrible girl 1 whispering to her friend, but easily loud enough for me to hear: "That's a 'shave-off'"
Horrible girl 2: "Nasty. That's all that I can say"

Chap who has read this blog, but maintains that he's say something if he hadn't: "I acknowledge your moustache"

Upper Street/The Lexington

Young man: "You have a good moustache"
Young woman: "I like your moustache. NOW will you tell me where the nearest off licence is?"

Annoying man: "I love your moustache, but your friend seems ashamed of it"
Friend in question: "Yes, because it makes me want to have sex with him"