Strong Rooms

Chap at bar: "This may seem odd, but did you play brass onstage with the walkmen? I recognise your moustache!"

The George Tavern/Kingsland Road

Seedy man: "I really like your moustache. I'm from Spain and I'm really enjoying your country. My name is Ramón. Sorry for the intrusion."

Drunk guys: "EYYYY! He's got a moustache!" murmur of approval

Old Street

Ginger lady, having walked 10m past me: "Mistuh! I like your tache!" she raises her thumbs "Good!"

The Macbeth

Eddy from Pharohs/ex of Cutting Pink With Knives: twizzles my moustache "Hello handsome!" walks off, never to be seen again.

Dude: "Hi! Everyone wants to know - is that thing real?"
Dudette: twizzles "It's lovely!"

The Stairwell Of My Building

Three ten year old girls in near unison: "That's a big moustache! What's that painter called? with the moustache?"

Me: "Dali?"

TTYOGINU: "Yeah that's the one. Are you growing your moustache for this month?"

Me: "No, i cant grow this much moustache in 6 days"

TTYOGINU: "Ahrite. Enjoy your big moustache!"

Me: "Yeah! and you!"

Regent's Canal

Drunk old guy on bike: "You alright?"
Me: "Yeah, you?"
Him: "Nah sorry, I'm English, not like a moustache geezer"

Kentish Town Forum/Koko

Tout outside Release The Bats at the Forum (not my father): "Like the moustache, Son"

Drunken Teenager outside Club NME at Koko: "Whoah your moustache is growing down the side of your face!"
Me: "No it isn't"
Friend of teen: "Leave him alone James"