Saturday, 10 January 2009

Upper Street/The Lexington

Young man: "You have a good moustache"
Young woman: "I like your moustache. NOW will you tell me where the nearest off licence is?"

Annoying man: "I love your moustache, but your friend seems ashamed of it"
Friend in question: "Yes, because it makes me want to have sex with him"

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