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Man who accepted flyer: "I'll take one on the basis of that tache alone!"
Man who didn't: "Nice moustache tho!"
Jennaphoenix: "That's some good tashage! what a man"
Mreh: "I thought this was Eugene Hutz for a second. Very impressive."

Leeds City Centre/Kings Cross Station

Bouncer at Mr Ben's club: "Is that stuck on or real? Nice one!"

Man accepting a flyer I was offering him: "I'll take something from that moustache - THAT is a moustache!"
Man refusing a flyer I was offering him: "No thanks - nice moustache tho hur hur hur"

The Internet

Man who saw some rehearsal videos of a band I'm in "The aloof guy with the moustache is my new favourite band member"

The Good Ship/Club NME

Friend of a friend, to mutual friend: "Please grow a moustache like that!"

Chap who turns out to be called Kieren: "A moustache like that says 'I don't give a fuck. And don't trust me around children. Cos I don't give a fuck. I'm a cad.'"

Over excited chap: "Look at that tache!"

Excited lady: "Have you SEEN his tache?"