Ministry Of Sound

Various house music enjoyers:
"Like your moustache - really suits you"
"Cor! Is that real? Oh it is! That's a good one! How long did it take you to grow?"
"I like your moustache"
"Like the 'tache bruv - That's fucking cool"
"Nice moustache - Lovely!"

Hoxton

Old man in corner shop: "Here's a young man - look at his moustache. He's a pirate. He's a rocket man"

Kingston/The Tube/Old Street

Two twats on a bench next to the fallingdownphoneboxes in Kingston: "Oh God what does he look like? Freddie Mercury innit?"

Indie type in The Fighting Cocks: "Great moustache by the way"

Polo shirted cunt on tube: mutters something to his friend about a tache and then shouts "NO SURRENDER" (not 100% that the exclamation was actually aimed at me though)

Sceney type on Old Street: "Nice mo nice mo!!!"

Person that I didn't see at all, still Old Street: "What a great moustache!"

introduction

Hi there.

My name is Christopher, I live in London, and for the last 5 months or so I've been growing a moustache.

Drunken and foolish people seem to think that this is a crazy, wacky thing for a man to do, and so approach me regularly to comment on it.

Over the last few weeks I've had abuse/compliments that have suggested that I look like the following: one of Kings Of Leon, a Mexican, Borat, a physics genius... The nonsensical list does go on.

So from now on, whenever someone starts talking to me about my moustache, or shouts abuse at me on the street or whatever, it shall be documented here.